You know, if I were Iron Man, I’d have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She’d be a wreck cause she’d always be worrying that I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I’d become. She’d be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me.
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“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
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Tony Stark: Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow. What’s your thing? Pilates?
Steve Rogers: What?
Tony Stark: It’s like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle. (x)
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Bonus points if it lands in a giant puddle of spit.
double bonus points if it’s not your own giant puddle of spit
Triple points if it’s your favorite reed
Oh God. *shudders* That kind of makes me want to die. Mainly because I’m such a germaphobe, but especially because I’d be all, “Nooo! Not my one good reed!”, as basically all of my reeds always suck.
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Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
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So cute!
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So this is me. I realized I’d never stuck a photo of myself on here before, haha.
And yes, my nerd glasses are real - I’m pretty blind, as you can tell by the thickness of the glasses. I like the wider frames better than the smaller ones; I find they suit my face better or something.
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proof that Jeremy Renner is the most adorable person ever.
oh he’s with his mom, bless his soul!
more proof
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